Some day, I'm going to get a job as CEO of the Smithsonian Institute. I'll try to get a handsome salary, but I'll make damn sure that my bonus is tied to profitability.
Then, for the next two years, I'll auction off the museum collection, bit by bit, to the highest bidder. When everything is s... (more)
I've wanted to start blogging for a long time now, but there's always something holding me up. But as zefrank says, "There's no need to sharpen my pencils anymore; my pencils are sharp enough. Even the dull ones will make a mark."